Aquest dimecres us vaig proposar el 77è joc literari, de tipus creatiu, on heu d'escriure un petit relat entre 100 i 200 paraules, amb un curiós personatge com a protagonista. Ja podeu llegir els primers texts aquí mateix o als següents blogs: Friccions, Col·lecció de moments, Biblioaprenent, De Roquetes vinc, Bé i avant, De res, massa.
Més propostes aquí.
El cap de turc
Primer va ser la corba, que si havia causat no-se-sap quants accidents. Ho van eliminar. El proper accident, ho van carregar a l’arbre, l’arbre que portava més de 200 anys allí, culpable ara de tanta malícia. Tallat i trossejat va ser el merescut càstig. Però, els accidents continuaven – i jo preguntant-me, si és un accident, hi ha d’haver un culpable? Si hi ha un culpable, és un accident? – això si, preguntant-me les meves dubtes semàntiques sota veu perquè ja em temia que vindrien a per mi.
El proper a rebre les acusacions va ser en Déu mateix; que si la pluja, el sol, el vent, la boira ... però es veu que Déu és intocable i, així, per fi ha arribat el meu dia. La mala senyalització, tot una excusa clàssica per a rentar les mans i fer veure que alguna cosa canviarà. Ara suposo que em trauran i cap al centre de reciclatge, així la jugada surt doblement políticament correcte. Tant em fa, ja em deia mon pare, aquests humans no pararan de buscar la manera d’anar més ràpids fins que no s’adonin que el món és rodó i que, per molt ràpids que van, tornaran al mateix lloc.
Primer va ser la corba, que si havia causat no-se-sap quants accidents. Ho van eliminar. El proper accident, ho van carregar a l’arbre, l’arbre que portava més de 200 anys allí, culpable ara de tanta malícia. Tallat i trossejat va ser el merescut càstig. Però, els accidents continuaven – i jo preguntant-me, si és un accident, hi ha d’haver un culpable? Si hi ha un culpable, és un accident? – això si, preguntant-me les meves dubtes semàntiques sota veu perquè ja em temia que vindrien a per mi.
El proper a rebre les acusacions va ser en Déu mateix; que si la pluja, el sol, el vent, la boira ... però es veu que Déu és intocable i, així, per fi ha arribat el meu dia. La mala senyalització, tot una excusa clàssica per a rentar les mans i fer veure que alguna cosa canviarà. Ara suposo que em trauran i cap al centre de reciclatge, així la jugada surt doblement políticament correcte. Tant em fa, ja em deia mon pare, aquests humans no pararan de buscar la manera d’anar més ràpids fins que no s’adonin que el món és rodó i que, per molt ràpids que van, tornaran al mateix lloc.
Brian Cutts
Ninot interí
Que me’n vaig! Que plego!
No vull viure mai més en el perill triangular!
Deixeu-me residir en el cercle blau de l’obligatorietat o en el blanc, rodejat de roig, de la prohibició!
Les coses clares: obligat o prohibit, però aquest perill etern m’està destruint.
Prou tensió, vigília i angoixa.
Prou incertesa i dubte.
Vull deixar de pensar i que tot quedi clar.
Visca la rutina, els límits i la definició.
Estic caient a tires, perdent el color.
Si ben aviat no faig mudança quedaré ben esborrat.
Si fins i tot començo a estar rovellat!
D’aquest triangle sortiré ben aviat per quedar totalment encerclat.
Només cerco la pau.
Pau pel meu cos.
Pau pel meu esperit.
Jaume Bech
Temps de crisi
- És cert que fa molts anys que estic de servei i que la meua estructura s’ha deteriorat. Més degut al maltractament d’alguns poca-soltes i a la deixadesa dels que s’han d’ocupar del manteniment que no pas del meu envelliment. Avui sembla que tot s’arregla llençant les coses velles i posant-les noves. Ningú se’n recorda que aquest país ha prosperat reparant, sorgint i arreglant coses que han continuat fent servei durant anys i panys. En el meu cas, quatre cops de martell i una mà de pintura seria suficient per deixar-me com a nou. I diuen que la crisi amenaça l’estat del benestar. Ximplets!. L’amenaça està en el malbaratament, en la manca de cura i en la puta peresa. Ah si els vells aixequessin el cap! A calvotades ens farien adonar que, amb el que llencem podríem viure de sobres i fins i tot estalviar per a quan van maldades. Però, és clar, aquesta educació s’ha perdut i ni els mestres la recorden. Mestres, pares, autoritats, quina fauna! I tot plegat quin desgavell!-
Josep Cid
Josep Cid
ostres,ostres,ostres que macos que sou tots fent relats....salutacions
ResponEliminahola amigo te invito a celebrar mi primer año de vida , te espero.
ResponEliminaPosen el llisto molt alt.
ResponEliminaCom voldria saber més per participar;-)
ResponEliminaTots molt ben trobats, eh Jesús? M'agraden. Per cert, podries dir-me on cau el club de lectura de l'Escala? Hi aniràs i si puc, et voldria venir a veure!!!!
ResponEliminaFeina feta ! Me'n vaig a dormir tard però t'he deixat el meu penjat al bloc.
ResponEliminaBon cap de setmana (el que en queda).
Mira si sóc beneitarro que en els ja mesos que porto més o menys llegint-te encara no m'havia adonat d'aquesta espurna de vida extra que li dones a la blogosfera amb els jocs literàris. Ara tocarà participar-hi al millor dels grats! :)
ResponEliminaAre you aware that the news you are watching is interlaced with Communist China's propaganda,as
ResponEliminaCommunist China maps a realm of news with innocent lives?
Communist China is scheming a millennial terrorist activity by manipulating people's behaviors
through electromagnetic waves to contain criticism and harm innocent human lives.
1. The anomaly in community traffic of cars and motorcycles and drag racing,and reckless honking by
cars and motorcycles is exceeding an unprecedented level.
2. Communist China has the technology to scan the human brain waves through military satellite and
to discern and decipher their thoughts,scheming to instill individual interference focusing on each individual in need using the satellite electromagnetic waves.
3. Deploying electromagnetic waves is poised to project onto the human brain with certain sounds for the perception of grossly traumatizing or startling pain,or deploying the broadcast of noise via electromagnetic waves in sleeping humans with edited clips of films or through voice or image signals onto our brains or besiege our sensory functions with fabricated audible and sensory illusions.
4. It manipulates one's moods,such as smiling,nervousness,disgust,panic,anger,sorrow,desires,appetite,and so forth.
5. It interferes the human brain's thinking capability,memory or linguistic capability,to name a
few,causing spasms of muscles and fingers in the left and right hands,stinging aches throughout the body,coughing,yawning,trembling,involuntary blinking of the eye,runny
nose and so forth.
6. Electromagnetic waves are deployed to hinder the motoring functions of the body and neck,
disrupt the heartbeat or respiration,manipulate dizziness,deprive one's sleep,spasm,saliva gland,dental neural pain,etc.
7. Watch out that Communist China is infiltrating the news media by deploying electromagnetic
waves to besiege the broadcast media,map out viral disillusion or erroneous perception,and
investigate threats of brainwashing in viral spreading.
8. It further moved to deploy various symptoms in what one sees of media icons,gesture terms,
adding a skewed interpretation to one's cognitive awareness,misleading an individual to hallucinate or suffer,such as the North Korean's rigid smile,which is a tactic Communist China often deploys to counter the people.
9. By observing the resolution accuracy of Communist China's sound and image (scenario)
interference projected onto the human's brain,this can only be achieved with a certain level
of frequencies at the source of interference,hence there is no doubt that it has to be the
electromagnetic wave. Yet questions remain as to what range of frequencies the source of
interference deploys,or what kind of electromagnetic waves insulation chamber would suffice to provide an insulation yield? Communist China might deploy specific metal alloys as small scale molecular antennas, which are attached to the human brain in large number,creating electromagnetic waves when the human brain is in function,where the current created by Communist China's electromagnetic interference would poise to amplify in a staggering
number of multiplication,which Communist China can detect at all times to discern and muscles would excel the generation of electrode,which in turn create a corresponding electromagnetic wave within.
10. Some of Communist China's intimidation experiences in 2002:6.9 "Hey,are you tired of living?"6.14 "We had concocted the bombing incident at the U.S. embassy in Pakistan" "Jiang Zhemin ordered us to kill you,but without creating scenes"6.16 "The Pakistani
civilian troops confessed that they had schemed the bombing of the U.S. embassy in Pakistan,which we had manipulated them to confess,so what are you going to do about it?"6.19 "Hey,why don't you just go ahead and commit suicide""We are going to scheme
murder using the public bus"6.20 "Commit suicide by burning charcoal,get it?"6.25 "Jiang
Zhemin just does not like you,go hit your head against the wall".
11. I reckon that there are victims abound out in the street,no less alarming than wars,and those
not in the know or did not understand that Communist China's simple electromagnetic design
could easily turn people against each other,create moving incidents,little lese to say mislead
the youth to broach down the wrong path,suicidal prompting,design and fabrication of a host of society news (which Communication China refers to as movie making),as Communist China has had a decade long of the technology,and has long abused its technological advantages to scheme up design of abusing human lives by arranging fabricated news to poison and infiltrate the free world,manipulate and misguide the contents of the media,and deploy brainwashing and malicious
spread of viruses,done with insinuation and riddles.The fact that Communist China's slaughtering
the innocent had been the result of a high level of calculation,and a high level of rationalization,
where the threats are in existence,and cannot be ignored of their detrimental severity.
12. Communist China often coerce people to watch news compiled by the reporter Lu Yuling of the cable
news in order for them to be saved,but few are aware that Communist China had merely deploy the reporter to entrap many people. I do envision that those that turn to committing crime as framed by Communist China,the extra sufferings by the ordinary people,and the deaths of many innocent lives will not go unnoticed as hindered by a condoning attitude.
13. Nazi Hu Jintao, Jiang Zemin, Chinese Liberation Army, security police and armed police have committed suppression and massacre on their own civilians. Hu, Jiang and the other atrocious butchers owe these innocent civilians! More horrible and serious is that they are using mysterious killing technologies to cause harms to human brains around the world, making advantage of numerous international politicians and journalists to help them commit atrocities and beautify their actions, aiming to overturn and suppress those innocent people and cover up their terrorist acts and win fame by cheating the world. Securing in the knowledge that they have strong backing, these arrogant and shameless butchers have committed tortures and mass killing cruelly to those innocent ones around the world. Unfortunately, neither these politicians and nor journalists knowing what is what would dare to express their conscience.
14. The inhumane acts and atrocities committed by Nazi China are far more vicious than that of Nanjing massacre in China during WWII committed by Japanese army, as Chinese government is using mysterious technologies to commit massacres to masses of bare-handed civilians around the world as well as launch violence and terrorist activities to suppress these completely unarmed people’s freedom of speech. These demons, like Hu, Jinag and Chinese Liberation Army, despise the chastity, dignity and precious life of those innocent ones and suppress the emotions of their beloved. Meanwhile, relying on the condition that most of people in the world will not be able to witness their vicious acts of violence and behaviors they have committed unscrupulously and shamelessly, these Chinese Liberation Army enjoys using cruel ways to torture, massacre and trample on these innocent people, physically and mentally, in one free world. The arrogant Hu, Jiang and those jackals nurtured under such ferocious power treat themselves as the symbol of benevolence and hero, as they fail to learn their gutless and vicious acts to trample on those innocent people. If these demons, butchers and dregs of human, such as Hu, Jiang and Chinese Liberation Army who have become frenzied and conscienceless appeared in the site of Nanjing massacre in WWII, they definitely would be the leading roles to act atrocities!
15. We don’t want to see masses of innocent people to fall victim to the hell on earth built by red China where they will be susceptible to tortures and massacres for thousands of years.
16. Despite being even unable to fend for themselves in face of the high-tech detriments and attacks from China, we can not tolerate the fact that these politicians and journalists will become the accomplices to help China commit its terrorist acts and suppression on these innocent people in the current era or an unknown future.
17. In view of the notorious, vicious and sinister Hu, Jiang, Chinese Liberation Army with blood-stained hands, we just cast doubt over whether these greats of knowing what is what who have negotiated with these demons will show their conscience to save these innocent civilians or will act just for the sake of their profits, or are under the control of China. In this current drowned world, how will these innocent lives be treated in face of the atrocious acts committed by these diabolical figures, or when these innocent people will witness the practice of democracy in China? Will these phenomena turn out to be the joint efforts and endeavors achieved by China and those powerful figures in the world? Are we really dedicated to overturning such adversity? Our goal is to eliminate the vicious power one day with our strenuous efforts, and we absolutely will achieve it!
Chen,Shun-Chuan 2002.10.13* Republic of China (Taiwan)